Three people are currently in custody in New Zealand for terrorist attacks on two mosques in Christchurch. As of this writing, 49 people are dead and 48 people are being treated for gunshot wounds. Explosives were found in two vehicles but none were detonated. It
In order to appease the internet censors, today's Caitlin Johnstone article has been replaced with a breaking report from the National News Conglomerate. NNC: Obey.Washington, D.C. (NNC) -- Following the publication of the results of a groundbreaking new study this week, experts are now reporting
Okay, fine then. Pretend that you don't see the the flower in my hair or the fact that I am wearing my favorite tutu. I will pretend that I don't notice the tired sadness behind your chipper greeting and the tattooed Leonard Cohen lyrics that are peeking out your
Some babies come squirting out of their mothers and dress up like preachers and gurus. "Follow me," say the babies. "I know what's going on."Some babies dress up like soldiers and learn how to kill other babies for crude oil.Other babies dress up like addicts, saying "I just got here
Hawaii Congresswoman and Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard recently appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, where instead of the light, jokey banter about politics and who she is as a person that Democratic presidential candidates normally encounter on late night comedy programs, the
In the suburbs they build fences and mow lawns and do bestial things to each other behind closed doors and behind closed lips.Jam-faced children press buttons and scream at blaring screens while wives surrender to unwashed husbands with horrible hands and then carve off pieces of themselves in the
In an interview with the Washington Post yesterday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that she opposed the impeachment of President Trump. This comes shortly before Mueller's investigation into Trump-Russia collusion is expected to wrap up."I’m not for impeachment," Pelosi told the Post. "This is news.
I marvel at the way elderly couples can walk together with such delicateness that it's like they're holding the fate of the world in their hands, even though they know their connection is about to end.I marvel at the tiny salty thunderstorm of miso in
After struggling against our own self-destructive tendencies throughout the entirety of recorded history, humanity is now at a point where that struggle is probably going to be resolved, one way or another, within the lifetime of most people reading this.The movie about this struggle has
First there was nothing, then there was everything, because nothing was really, really boring. Nothing was so boring that it created everything just to have something to look at. Stardust grew mouths and genitalia and it’s been a hot screaming mess ever since. DNA squirts across