I have invented a synergistic dongle widget which uses VPN robo-cybertechnology to turn millionaires into billionaires. Invest, invest, get in on the ground floor and invest.I have invented a new rechargeable battery which is made entirely of eco-friendly materials by the youngest slaves in Bangladesh.I have invented a virtual home assistant called Amazon Snitch which automatically
I just watched a CNN segment featuring Republican and Democratic panelists reacting with shock and astonishment over the news that Sean Hannity appeared on stage in support of President Trump during a campaign rally. That's right, Sean Hannity is politically biased. I'll wait for you
We make magic with our eyes.We let the world sprout feathers and dance like a child in the spotlight of our attention.We let our chests glow golden with the voice portals of intergalactic Wal-Mart yodelers.We stay in that eyespace where pigeons are the same as dragons and cats
I haven't been writing about the US midterms much, because I don't care about that nonsense anymore. The whole thing's a fake pro wrestling performance staged every couple of years to give a heavily armed populace the illusory sense that they have some degree of
Hi. I'm sorry to my regular readers for not writing any articles in the last couple of days; I've just been staring transfixed at the fallout from the election of Jair Bolsonaro in Brazil, and the words which normally come bubbling up on their own
Stop putting armor on that fancy suit, love. The plate mail, it clashes with your eyes.The world is not asking you to be tough, to be disengaged, to be pulled back from the shit show, to be numb to the psychic screaming of chainsawed trees and finless sharks.The world does not need one more
The NPC meme has gone mainstream. Reports by major mass media outlets like the New York Times and the BBC have turned it into a viral sensation, and now everyone and their grandma knows about the meme used to spoof mindless followers of liberal media herd mentality programming.
We are surrounded by screens full of voices that are always lying to us, and experts wonder why we're so crazy and miserable all the time.The screens tell us, "This is a perfectly normal and sane way of doing things. It is perfectly normal and
“That’s probably bad for the environment,” said a deep voice Lisa didn’t recognize.She had just thrown a crumpled up piece of paper into the river, as she had countless times before.“Environment’s fucked anyway,” said Lisa, turning her attention back to her writing pad without looking
