Welcome to Planet Earth,
where books written by dead men
tell the living how to live.Where children who do not know how to live
teach their children how to live.Where children pray for miracles
using minds that are made of miracles
with clasped hands that are made of miracles.Where children
When it comes to the big questions, what life is all about and what's really going on here, everyone else is exactly as clueless as you are. The only difference is that some people are better at feigning confidence than others.
Anyone who thinks they've got
I am going to begin this essay with some nerd lore.In JRR Tolkien's Middle Earth, elves are an immortal race of staggering beauty, deep wisdom, rich culture and advanced magical propensity. The elves often find themselves at odds with the orcs, a hideous race who
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I just watched a CNN segment featuring Republican and Democratic panelists reacting with shock and astonishment over the news that Sean Hannity appeared on stage in support of President Trump during a campaign rally. That's right, Sean Hannity is politically biased. I'll wait for you
We make magic with our eyes.We let the world sprout feathers and dance like a child
in the spotlight of our attention.We let our chests glow golden with the voice portals
of intergalactic Wal-Mart yodelers.We stay in that eyespace where pigeons are the same as dragons
I haven't been writing about the US midterms much, because I don't care about that nonsense anymore. The whole thing's a fake pro wrestling performance staged every couple of years to give a heavily armed populace the illusory sense that they have some degree of
Hi. I'm sorry to my regular readers for not writing any articles in the last couple of days; I've just been staring transfixed at the fallout from the election of Jair Bolsonaro in Brazil, and the words which normally come bubbling up on their own
Stop putting armor on that fancy suit, love.
The plate mail,
it clashes with your eyes.The world is not asking you
to be tough,
to be disengaged,
to be pulled back from the shit show,
to be numb to the psychic screaming
of chainsawed trees
and finless sharks.The world does not need
The NPC meme has gone mainstream. Reports by major mass media outlets like the New York Times and the BBC have turned it into a viral sensation, and now everyone and their grandma knows about the meme used to spoof mindless followers of liberal media herd mentality programming.