"To those three soldiers who got killed in Afghanistan the other day," said Ian. "They died fightin' for our freedom.""Freedom isn't free," Bill solemnly declared as the men raised their glasses and drank."That's bullshit," Steve mumbled into his glass."Aww, come on," said Bill."Alright, see this
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A transcript of exchanges between US President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin has been leaked to National News Conglomerate by an anonymous source within the Kremlin. We here at NNC have confirmed the authenticity of this document using the same rigorous verification process
So it turns out it's really really important for powerful people to be able to lie to us with impunity, you guys. I know this because an actual, literal spy told me that that's what I'm meant to believe in an article published by Newsweek
This article contains graphic sexual content, which I guess is pretty obvious from the title. I have written the following in broad generalities that any mature adult will be able to read with the understanding that there are obviously exceptions. When I say "women" I
Welcome to Planet Earth, where books written by dead men tell the living how to live.Where children who do not know how to live teach their children how to live.Where children pray for miracles using minds that are made of miracles with clasped hands that are made of miracles.Where children
Yesterday President Trump posted a statement on the White House website saying his administration will be standing with the House of Saud despite the CIA's assertion that Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman personally ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi journalist who was living
When it comes to the big questions, what life is all about and what's really going on here, everyone else is exactly as clueless as you are. The only difference is that some people are better at feigning confidence than others. ~ Anyone who thinks they've got
Ever since suspicions were confirmed that the Trump administration is indeed working to prosecute and imprison WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange for publishing authentic documents, the so-called "Resistance" has been struggling to explain exactly why it is so enthusiastically supportive of that agenda. And when I
Redacted Tonight's Lee Camp has released a new stand-up special, his first in over four years. You won't see it in the new releases column on Netflix, and you won't see him plugging it on Fallon or Colbert. And if you shell out a few